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	Phil says "Get in the Buster Club you losers!" The organisers of the the Crocs 'Buster' have enlisted the help of 80's crooner Phil Collins to raise the profile of the scheme. A Spokesman for the club said 'Phil was delighted to help and has always been a keen supporter of Crossleyan rugby.' Collins, famous for his easy listening, inoffensive, and some may say, bland style of music played the title role of Buster Edwards in the 1988 classic in which he stole a train load of cash, but ultimately, stole our hearts as well. "I've got a groovy kind of love for The Crocs and The Buster draw is no exception. Nothing compares to it. Sometimes you feel you're against all odds of winning, and then others you can just feel it in the air tonight. "
		When asked why more players hadn't joined the buster Phil couldn't understand it. "Honestly, I'm in the land of confusion over this one, I can't work it out" "Stone the Crows, when some geezer told me that less than 25% of the current players are involved you could 'ave knocked me over with a feather. Cor blimey, get a form off the Guvnor you muppets sharpish! Aging Phil still gets asked about the last time he had 'one more night' at the Crocs. He was lured into Maine St. on the promise of an easy lover, and that that no jacket was required. A few Aftershocks later and he was in the land of confusion. Sex Pest Phil then staggered on to the dance floor trying to demonstrate his invisible touch on women more than half his age. His excuse of "I can't dance" didn't wash, and was soon ejected.

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